In the beginning, the weekend rush had begun up in Heaven,

So God created man on the earth.

And God said, “Bring ‘em on for the Rush and let them make our food,

We need people to make the Hors D’oeuvres”

He smelled the food they were preparing,

And God said, “It is good”

Then God said, “Let them name the dishes with the fowl and the fishes,

Let them prepare food from the sea, air, and earth.

Let them cultivate and marinate until it’s ready to plate

Then let them be ready to serve.

If they take care of the kitchen that I have given them

And I deem them willing and able,

Let them clock out, join in the rush,

and find a seat at the Heavenly table.”